- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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