3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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ur an fagit

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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tommy is retared

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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