What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

everybody loves raymond

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

My penis is big... not.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What can fly? Lots of things

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

long in the tooth!

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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