Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Hellen keller

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Jews

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Obama.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Penis

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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