Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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A person from Singapore eats

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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