- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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