Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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its snowing on mount fuji

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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National security?

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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