Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...