Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why? Why Not?

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Womens rights

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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