Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

My dad

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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