- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Has u seen my grammar?

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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