Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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