Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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