Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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