- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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