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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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