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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I shot a bitch.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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