- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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