- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Horse with a chair on his head.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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