Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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