- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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