- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Sarah Palin

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

your mom

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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