- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

what is a chicken answer: chicken

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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