Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Whats white? A fridge

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Do you like apples? Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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