ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Fox News

So does Blake

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

V I T A M I N C !

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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