Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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baloney sandwich

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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I agree

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Jovan

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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