Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Your adopted.....

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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