- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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