Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

sky's sty

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

A Jew walks into Macy's

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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