My wife made me a sandwich

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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