What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Where's the dick??? east

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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