- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Im batman...suck it losers

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Justin Bieber's mother.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

One time I walked into a fat kid..

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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