- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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