so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Whats worse than a joke? This

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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