An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Continents are large islands.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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OIO

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Anti Joke

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