What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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