- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I'm 4 and what is this?

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Obama

charlie sheen losing

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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