Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What is life? Paul.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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