what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Bacon is delcious.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Winter

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Anti Joke

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