What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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So does Blake

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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