- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

whats yellow? lots of things.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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