- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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ugh good riddance

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

breasts

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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