- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Where's the dick??? east

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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