- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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