- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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