- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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