- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What's the deal with brown?

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Darude- Sandstorm

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

ugh good riddance

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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