- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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