- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

YO FACE

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

racism...deal with it!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

squash squash who squash my ass

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