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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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