Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Womens' sports

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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boobs!

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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