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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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