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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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