What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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david poredos

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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