One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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