Women's rights.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Your mother is average.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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What's blue? The sky.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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