- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

steven hawking walks into a bar

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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