- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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