- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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