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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did? Yes

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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