What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What is the difference?

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Your mother is average.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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