- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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