- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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