You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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