A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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So I was walking down the road today

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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