HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Rebecca Black's career.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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