Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

im not food

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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