So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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