- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What is 9 + 10? 21

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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