A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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darude- sandstorm

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Refrigerator

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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