Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

kaite is dumb that is true

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Wanker

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

darude- sandstorm

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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