- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Women's rights

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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