- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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