Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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copy me and i will kill you

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Knock Know! Come in!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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