A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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