Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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