- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Corn Muffins

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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