What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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This is an anti joke

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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