- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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