Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Daym im romantic

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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