How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Hail Heetluh

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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