What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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